that damn fence

Sitting on the fence, enjoying the greener grass from either side - but only from a distance. Trying to get the best of both worlds by staying in the middle and as a result, not belonging to either. Having your cake and eating it too - you end up with half an expired cake.

Strangely, in times like this, I think of Dr B and him rattling off at me at 6am in the morning to "get off that f_ing fence and take a side". Such words of wisdom. Simple, succinct and to the point. How can anyone not like him is beyond me.