Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree.
He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee.
One day the elf could take no more,
so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door,
and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

This song has been ringing over and over again in my head as I sit through another weeklong of lectures in Pathology (This time in General Medicine). Someone, please, GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.