note: this is a case of acquired humour. not for the faint hearted.

X says:
dey'll prob send santa in
X says:
and den some joker will try to tackle santa
X says:
and santa fires
X says:
hit the glass
X says:
cabin depressurize
X says:
oxygen masks drop
X says:
the plane rapidly loses altitude
X says:
and then santa is chucked out the broken window pane
X says:
right into the rolls royce engines
X says:
that grind santa into pure fat

GEE THANKS i am so looking forward to flying on christmas eve =]