heyhey! school was alright today.. learnt quite a bit in dissection! which was great cos there was this really nice old lady (who was super smart) who saw that our table was pretty lost. duh! half the table didn't even turn up for dissection and she talked us through the shoulder and the back muscles which really helped, cos i was blur as a blurperson. woohoo! and the stats lecture was.. quite soporific. hurhur! but i didn't sleep (: so proud of myself!

classes ended at 1 (WOOHOO!) and ck, bao, auds and me headed for lunch. then after that bao and i crashed ck's flat and she fed us BNJ. woohoo! and we launched into a discussion of starting an indon soc. erps! haha bao! better get your work done for our society ok. go set it up! (: i got a feeling indon soc is like the covername for bodoh club leh why the 3 core members so similar to bodoh club.. -_-

then bao took 18 home! hurhur!! but the bus was crowded :( and it was raining :( but since bao was there, it shall be a smiley face :D ok anyway why am i rambling on about my day, my main point of blogging today is just to share something that my mom sent me in an email today.. its quite funny .. kinda gives a cynical view to everything.


Oxford Dictionary's latest definitions

Lecture* : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either*
Conference* : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.*
Compromise* : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.*
Tears* : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power*
Dictionary* : A place where success comes before work. * Conference Room* : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.*
Classic* : A book which people praise, but do not read*
Smile* : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.*
Office* : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.*
Yawn* : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.*
Etc.* : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.*
Committee* : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. *
Experience* : The name men give to their mistakes.*
Atom Bomb* : An invention to end all inventions. *
Philosopher* : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.*
Diplomat *: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.*
Opportunist* : A person who starts taking bath if he accident all falls into a river. *
Optimist* : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."*
Miser* : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.*
Father* : A banker provided by nature.*
Criminal** *: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
*Boss** *: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.*
Politician* : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.*
Doctor* : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

hurhur ok anyways! alice is making her way here now! hurhur ok i go now. byebye!